Christmas in Southern California is one of those terrible, strange things. The internet claims today’s high was 77 degrees. The internet didn’t stand for an hour and a half in line to get into American Apparel’s Factory Rummage Sale.
This has been a very awful day. Listicle of the things I did wrong today!
1) Got lost in the Flower District trying to find 747 Warehouse St.
2) Waited in a 2 hour line.
3) Lost my phone while trying on spandex, neon and sparkly hipster clothes.
4) Left after several hours of bugging security to see if anyone turned in my phone. (Spoiler: they didn’t.)
5) Listened to the security guard who told me that “Some people can be cruel.”
6) Gave up, went to McDonalds, drank like 3 cups of lemonade.
7) Went to the T-Mobile store on Wilshire and got a new SIM card and deactivated the other.
8 ) Went to the T-Mobile store on Santa Monica and Western to buy a green phone made of recycled plastic.
9) Before entering the second T-Mobile store, getting a bloody nose and having a homeless man get napkins for me from a fruit vendor.
10) Buy new phone.
List of things I did right today:
1) Went to scoops.
2) Bought a shirt with “Hh” on it.
Aside from the dramatic LOSS OF MY PHONE, the American Apparel sale was actually not that bad. The crowd was an interesting mix of hipster douche, regular hipster and people who probably work at the factory.
The crowd was obscene and the line moved slowly, but American Apparel staff was good about providing people with itty bitty cups of water. At about noon, the ATM went out, but if you couldn’t plan ahead and bring cash, that’s kind of a “you’re bad.”
The sale is actually still going on until 8 and they keep bringing out new stuff, so if you truly MUST have a sparkly pink pair of leggings, please do rush on over to the Warehouse District. It’s basically the corner of Alameda and 7th.
And if you see a black and red Nokia phone while you’re there, please let me know!
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